How to make a fool of yourself in several simple steps

Step 1: Be Mary Anna

No seriously. Well let me start from the beginning. I haven't had anything really wild or crazy happen to me lately that I can recall. I've been in Williamsburg for a little over a week and it has been fantastic. My social circle is HUGE. There is always someone who wants to do something and I'm trying to get used to this. I have a lot of free time between work and RA stuff. I like my hall, they all seem like a good group of people. But nothing adventerous or exciting has happened to me.

There was this one time I went out to Kidsburg, a playground in Williamsburg, at like 10:30 at night with my two guy friends. I was wearing a cloth skort, think sweatpant material, and there was one really slow slide. My one guy friend could walk down the slide but i was wearing flip flops with no traction. So I tried to slide...the keyword is try. I failed, miserably. The slide caused my skort and underwear to ride up thong style giving me the biggest weggie known to mankind. Then my butt cheeks started squeaking down the slide and it was the funniest thing ever. I was crying so hard because I was laughing so hard. It took me about 7 min to get down the slide. The guys thought it was priceless and I thought it was awesome. They wanted me to do it again but my slide made thong hurt like hell so I declined.

Great embarassing story. Could have totally made it on AFV.

Today I went to the beach with some friends, prolly my crew for the summer. Yeah homies. I am an embarassment. Here are the funny things that happened to me in one beach outing:

1) Sitting in a restaurant I laughed and ripped out the loudest fart. Seriously, I'm a lady and have dignity and all that but this was so embarassing. I know the people sitting directly behind me heard it. And some people at my table. Everyone politely ignored it but I was mortified. Stupid stupid gas. My stomach has been messed up all morning.

While playing frisbee:

2) I hit a guy with the frisbee in the back of the neck...yes a perfect stranger....in front of all his buddies
3) I hit my friend in the cleavage with the frisbee because I can't control where it goes
4) I thought the frisbee was headed towards me so I dove for it....but it was to my friend who caught it as I bellyflopped into the water.
5) I swam after the frisbee and when I came up from the water one of the puppies came out of the cage and I flashed my guy friend and girl friend who exhanged "oh shit" glances as I tried to pop the puppy back in.

So as you can see, I was a major embarassment to myself and my friends but I had a wonderful time.

Sidenote: Things that make me feel good? Having about 8 people a day IM, call, and text me wanting to do stuff with me. I feel loved. :D

Till next embarassing moment.....